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a) Callista Flockhart b) Kate Moss c) Kirstie Alley d) Woody Allen
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2) You're driving around in eckveldt and have no idea where you are. You are:
a) farblunget b) farklempt c) farputzt d) farshvitzed
3) You found it! The Holy Grail! A $2000 designer dress for just $39.95! You've found a: a) mechaiyeh b) mishpucheh c) machashafer d) metziah © 2003 - 2013 Adrienne E. Gusoff/Bubbygram.com All rights reserved
4) Which one of these people has/had a "ferbisseneh punim?" a) Michael Jackson b) Dick Cheney c) Barbra Streisand d) Julia Roberts
a) poulkie b) potchki c) pupik d) punim
7) Which of these is NOT an insult:
a) shana yid b) shmegeggie c) shmendrik d) shlub
a) fershtayst b) farblunget c) ferchadet d) fershikert
a) shmaltz b) luckshen kugel c) milkhig un flayshig d) kasha varnishkes
10) Of these various uses of "kishka", which one is incorrect? a) "Yes, waiter. I'll have the roast chicken with a side order of kishka." b) "That Yetta, she's such a piece of kishka!" c) "After twenty years of keeping secrets, he finally went to a shrink and spilled his kishkas." d) "If anyone ever tried to mug me, boy, I'd give him such a chamalyiah in the kishkas!"
11. Of this list, who is/was the most "ungeshtupped mit gelt?"
a) Mitt Romney b) Honey Boo-Boo c) Neil Armstrong d) Lance Armstrong
12) Which one of these people might be described as a “trombenik?”
a) YoYo Ma b) Donald Trump c) Albert Einstein d) Neil Degrasse Tyson
13) If you had kookl-hist, you'd probably want a:
a) krankshvester b) shlosser c) mosser d) moyhel
© 2003 - 2013 Adrienne E. Gusoff/Bubbygram.com All rights reserved 14. If you dreamed you had a visit from the Malach ha-Movis, you had a:
a) fortzenzoffer b) klemerl c) moyleyzl d) beyzer kholem
15. Which of these things would you least want to find in your house:
a) a murashke b) a moyshe-rabeynes kiele c) a vantz d) a shpin
16) Which one of these is not edible: a) vaynshl b) borifkas c) negl-sherl d) retekh
17. If you've spend the day shlepping a lot of heavy stuff, you might need everything below except:
a) shvitzbod b) kapelye c) dreml d) killa bendl
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